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white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
me internally: wtf?
me internally: ok stay calm
me internally: this is just a setup
me internally: she's just testing me
me internally: don't fucking do it
me: you slut
me internally: dammit
girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
me internally: raw
me: raw

profiting:

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loose-knots:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

the future looks bright

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cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

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lilkimbra:

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

woodmeat:

imagine if instead of guns niggas truly carried swords imagine chicago and every 2 corners niggas is having battles and runnin wit they arms out behind they back… niggas come out the corner store like “thats that nigga nico? someone hand me that excalibur”