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guernvca:

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

but look at the cat in the background

guernvca:

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

but look at the cat in the background

unexplained-events:

The Old Fisherman (1902)

The painting above by Tivadar Kosztka Csontváry has a pretty amazing secret to it which can be seen by using a mirror.

If you place the mirror exactly in the middle of the painting, on the left, you can see a man — wise-looking and sad — resting with his back to the serene mountains and the calm sea. He is God.

If you look to the right, you will see a man — evil-looking and menacing — with his back to the erupting volcano and the stormy sea. He is Devil

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

prettyboyshyflizzy:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO


Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!



😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

prettyboyshyflizzy:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

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Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

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😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀